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Salty Susan


Vegan, Dairy Free

Dirty cow chocolate (55% cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla), pretzels (wheat flour, sunflower oil, sea salt, sugar, yeast extract).

Royal Mail Signed For 2nd Class –  £4.99

(Add tracking for £1)

Click & Collect available free of charge.

Orders are dispatched next working day.

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A seesaw of salt and savoury to turn your frown upside down!

The Dirty Cow Salty Susan Chocolate Bar is a deliciously creamy dairy-free chocolate, scattered with crunchy pretzel pieces. Each bar is handmade with individual ingredients dunked, placed, and sometimes thrown onto a creamy chocolate bar.

Dirty Cow chocolate is animal and dairy-free with all cocoa sourced from certified sustainable farming. And if that isn’t enough, all packaging is 100% recyclable.

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